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Nu Nu Meta Phenomena: Machine Girl Goes Ballistic at Lincoln Theatre

When I found out Machine Girl was coming to Raleigh, I jumped on tickets so early the openers hadn’t even been announced yet. I sat on those tickets for months, biding my time until the moment of actualization: November 8 at Raleigh’s Lincoln Theatre.

To put it plainly, I wasn’t disappointed — Machine Girl’s performance was riveting, and I haven’t stopped thinking of it since.

Everything about the event was infused with the characteristic uncanniness I’ve come to associate with Machine Girl: spooky fog, strong ambient lighting and buckets upon buckets of sweat.

Stephenson’s stage presence — irreverent, eccentric and interactive — and a melange of chaotic beats and dizzying strobes churned the audience into a frenzy.

I like to say I was fighting for my life in that crowd, the crush of bodies sending those of us in the first two rows sprawling over the barricade. Everyone was desperate to get closer to the music, to reach out and touch Stephenson as he did his rounds about the stage.

I was positively delighted. After catching Machine Girl as the opening act for 100 Gecs back in 2023 and finding myself sufficiently enraged by the audience’s chilly reception to their set, it was a welcome change of pace to see some actual excitement.

The setlist was a perfect compilation of the best of “MG Ultra” and older classics, opening with “…Because I’m Young Arrogant and Hate Everything You Stand For” from the 2017 album of the same name.

“MG Ultra” is a truly inspired release, a pesudo-time capsule for the rollercoaster that is 2024.

The setlist even featured “Dance in the Fire” from the May 2024 EP “SUPER FREQ

Like the music, Stephenson was ever-moving: dangling off the edge of the stage; dripping sweat into the audience; a languid wrist anointing fans with a cascade of Great Value bottled water.

We loved it. And we absolutely pummeled the living daylights out of each other.

A fellow showgoer’s cell phone video captures Stephenson emerging from the foggy aether of the stage to recieve a sacred gift — a Magic: The Gathering card — which he tosses onto the stage with a sardonic (and long-suffering) flair. An outright mystical exchange, heightened only by the gloomy synths rumbling in the background.

At one point, he darted into the audience for a rendition of “Motherfather,” climbing the stairs to the upper-level seating and balancing precariously on the railing, all while screaming into the mic.

The set ended with “Psychic Attack,” one of the top tracks from “MG Ultra.”

Later returning for an encore, Stephenson pulled out another “MG Ultra” track, “Cicadas,” and — one of my all-time favorites — “Scroll of Sorrow,” from the 2020 album “U-Void Synthesizer.”

By the end of the show, we were all run ragged. I’d lost a bracelet, several of my friends had been cut up (presumably by studs and spikes) in the pit and we all dreamed desperately of cool air and bottled water.

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Machine Girl w/ Kill Alters and Snooper set to Rock Lincoln Theatre

It’s a crazy time for chronically online queer youths. Not only is Machine Girl hitting the stage at Raleigh’s Lincoln Theatre Nov 8, but they’ll be accompanied by iconic and much-beloved egg punk outfit Snooper and alt-tronic Kill Alters.

If you’re somehow out of the loop, here’s what you need to know:

Machine Girl

New York-based alternative electronic duo Machine Girl has maintained a chokehold in the breakcore and “internet music” scenes for several years now.

With a distinct brand of punk-infused electronic noise, Machine Girl’s discography flirts with caustic edges and ebullient, danceable beats. Albums like “.​.​.​BECAUSE IM YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR” and “WLFGRL+” emphasize the band’s energetic, eclectic sound.

Machine Girl’s newest album, “MG Ultra,” is a much-awaited revisit of the band’s aesthesis, and will likely make up a large chunk of their setlist.

For more info, check out Juno’s write-up.

Snooper

Winning my heart with their penchant for paper mache, Snooper is delightfully silly.

Hailing from Nashville, these colorful egg-punkers pride themselves on wild, high-energy performances and their iconic insect mascot.

Snooper’s music is like the headrush after downing a drink, mind-melding, sensory and distorted. Music ideal for scuttling around like a bug.

Kill Alters

Crashing electronic band Kill Alters is an experimental, archival project lead by Bonnie Baxter. Dark, obscure and pulsating like a diseased heart, the group’s music is an acquired taste a la Throbbing Gristle and/or Xiu Xiu.

I’m interested in seeing how the group’s work translates into live performance.

Final Thoughts

Though I anticipate the Lincoln Theatre will transform into a veritable onion patch, I’m eager to experience certain death (and dehydration) amid a frenzy of Tripp pants, studded wrist bracelets and dyed hair.

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Concert Review

French Police Cast Leather-Tinged Daydreams Over Cat’s Cradle

Composed of cigarette smoke sighs and technicolor lights flashing across the lenses of sunglasses, the music of French Police is jaunty and moody — disaffected and brimming with emotion, slow-moving and riveting — a wine-smooth melange of perfectly married contradictions.

I’ve loved them since “Clock Man” and “Club De Vampiros” first crossed my path, and jumped at the opportunity to see them live — finally, I might add, after watching them tour the west coast for years — in Carrboro.

Cover for “Pedaleo Nocturno” by French Police

The Show

The venue was awash in showgoers clad in the stylistics of 2014 Tumblr: leather jackets over tight black pants or stockings, feet clad in shiny black boots and dark hair scalded with a flat iron.

A tang of cigarettes and clove cologne was thick on the air. Part of me wondered if I’d accidentally wandered into an Arctic Monkeys gig. Then I spotted it: a merch table decked out with a pair of women’s underwear, the words “FRENCH POLICE” emblazoned across the backside. That’s when I knew I was in the right place.

Cover for “BULLY” by French Police

I attempted to take a photo of the crowd for posterity’s sake, but their clothing rendered them something of a shapeless mass. Maybe it was better that way. When French Police took the stage — dressed all in black, eyes concealed by moody shades — the audience became a dusky, rolling sea.

Exuberant beats, thrumming basslines and the breathy vocals of Brian Flores transformed the backroom into a vivid musical space.

The audience swayed in unison, excitement and jubilation spilling over into cheers as the band flowed through all of our favorite songs, devil-may-care, strutting languid across the stage. It was dreamlike, soaking in the sonorous beats of one of my favorite bands, watching them live and breathe just feet away.

It was a sweet show. Nothing crazy, just pure adoration. And sometimes that’s all you need.

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Finally Talking About The Garden’s Newest Singles

A sin perhaps more grievous than my admission of being a fan of The Garden is that I’ve waited almost a month to sit down and consume their latest singles.

The Garden, an experimental (that’s one way to put it) rock band hailing from Orange County, defines itself with punk-infused, eclectic sounds that continually push the bounds of genre, a concept the band refers to as “Vada Vada,” the name of the “universe” in which all The Garden tracks diegetically exist.

The band got its start in 2013 with the debut album “The Life and Times of a Paperclip,” and has continued to develop its sound since, gaining massive popularity — and some infamy — in the alternative scene.

Cover for "Mirror Might Steal Your Charm" by The Garden
Cover for “Mirror Might Steal Your Charm” by The Garden

Although labeled by many as a “TikTok music,” The Garden’s work has great artistic merit. Earlier releases like “Call This # Now” and “🙁” (from the album “Mirror Might Steal Your Charm“) are instrumentally and aesthetically robust, towing the line between garage punk and straight-up avant-garde.

While The Garden has played with various flavors of “strange punk music,” their most recent album, “Horsesh– On Route 66” represented what I consider to be an archetypal “The Garden style,” laden with bizarre soundbytes, silly sound effects and grunge-tinged vocals.

Cover for “Horsesh– on Route 66” by The Garden

I’ll be honest: after soaking in the release of “Route 66,” I wondered if The Garden had already reached the extent of its capabilities. The Shears brothers’s respective side projects, Puzzle and Enjoy, were comparatively more prolific than The Garden. I wouldn’t have been surprised if The Garden announced a split after the completion of their “Route 66” tour.

Thus, it was a great surprise when the band dropped two singles — teasers for another album titled “Six Desperate Ballads” — within a few months of each other.

“Filthy Rabbit Hole”

Probably the closest The Garden has gotten thus far to capturing the classic punk sounds of the 80s, “Filthy Rabbit Hole” is laden with vigorous, distorted guitar.

The California-tinged vocals of Wyatt Shears ground the track in nostalgic, almost beachy garage-rock and the simple and repetitive lyrics — “I’m blacked out/ I’m back down” — are fun and rhythmic. While not a particularly “inspired” song, it’s got a catchy and danceable beat.

“Ballet”

My favorite of the two releases, “Ballet” is something of a club anthem: electronic, upbeat and hypnotically syncopated.

Vocal duties shift between Wyatt and Fletcher, with various soundbytes woven throughout. While “Ballet” and “Filthy Rabbit Hole” differ drastically in style, they have complementary elements — a similarly gritty, grunge-filtered quality — that makes them work. I’m interested in seeing where these two tracks fit in the full album.

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What’s New in Music: Recent Releases

I’ll be honest: I haven’t been doing a great job scoping out new music. As I wade deeper into what will hopefully be my final year of undergrad, I find comfort in returning to the classics and playing the same three songs by The Smiths over and over again just to feel something.

I’ve managed to drag myself away from “Hatful of Hollow” long enough to compose an assortment of sick new releases by various much-beloved artists to kick off the start of the fall season.

“Infinite Fear Jets” by IAMX

Formerly of the acid-tinged cool kids band Sneaker Pimps, Chris Corner’s newest release continues to push IAMX in a vivid new direction.

Infinite Fear Jets” maintains the moody seduction typical of an IAMX track, but Corner leans heavily into mesmerizing electronic beats infused with r&b rhythm. The track’s bright and gyrating, landing closer to pop than darkwave on the musical spectrum.

Cover for “Fault Lines²” by IAMX

I totally dig this release. It’s got the kind of energy that pulls you in and leaves you to revel in an expanse of fun and danceable music, and Corner’s penchant for experimentation and the evocation of intense moods really shines through.

“Something is Wrong” by Melted Bodies

Grungy, nu-metal-ly and purely raucous, “Something is Wrong” is a track infused with foreboding, angst and absolutely sick guitar.

I’ve always been intrigued by the incongruous and eccentric sounds of Melted Bodies, and “Something is Wrong” proves to be just that — incongruous and eccentric; a song in multiple acts, weaving in and out of genres with seamless precision. And that guitar — chainsaw-sweet and growling like a wild animal — ties it all together.

“Kiltro” by Kiltro

There’s always an undercurrent of sadness in the music of Denver-based alt folk band Kiltro. The reverberating acoustic quality of their music is rivaled only by the work of vocalist Chris Bowers Castillo, whose lyricism weaves together a brilliant musical tapestry.

Cover for “Kiltro” by Kiltro

Kiltro,” though written before Kiltro’s inception, captures the core essence of the band. An homage to Castillo’s hometown, the song is tinged with nostalgia so intense it hurts, conveyed so beautifully there are few words to truly capture its impact.

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Theatre’s Kiss Unleashes Darkness, Desperation and Despair with Newest Album

German darkwave artist Theatre’s Kiss has once again cultivated an astoundingly gothic post-punk album. Let’s talk about it.

An Artificer of Atmosphere

Since I first stumbled upon Theatre’s Kiss in 2020, I’ve remained entranced by their atmospheric melancholia.

Everything about the musical project is intentional, from its black metal-inspired aesthesis to its esoteric lyricism. While separate albums retain a distinct “vibe,” there’s a characteristic Theatre’s Kiss flair throughout — a flair for the enigmatic, emotional and elaborate.

Logo for the artist Theatre’s Kiss

“It’s all about atmosphere,” is the artist’s adage. “Nothing else matters.”

It’s clear that the project, headed by the corpse-painted Fassse Lua, comes from the heart. And its newest installment is no exception.

Suppress Your Memories

Marie / Chronicles of a needful being,” is the official second chapter of the Theater’s Kiss musical universe and, according to Fassse Lua, a passion project.

Described as a tribute to The Cure — specifically the album “Faith” — “Marie” is about “the fear of being alone and dealing with yourself.”

Photo by Daniel Jensen on Unsplash

The story of “Marie,” a character teased in the March EP “II,” is that of a girl’s descent into addiction.

“From that moment on,” Fassse Lua says in an Instagram post, “there’s no turning back. In her addiction, she longs for the moments that allow her to forget everything.”

This idea comes to the forefront with the album’s first track, “Fluch,” or “Curse.”

Into the day
Masquerade mode on
Routines that push me into…

Inhale the death

Supress your memories
Embrace the agony

“Fluch” by Theatre’s Kiss

What I find interesting about this release, as opposed to albums like “Self-Titled” and “Liedensmeloiden,” is the volume of information presented to the audience.

I’ve always been intrigued by the mysterious and borderline-elusive nature of Fassse-Lua, the unnamed — and basically un-faced — progenitor of such trancingly woeful beats.

Photo by Patrick Tomasso on Unsplash

For the most part, the audience is expected to infer the meaning behind various tracks.

For “Marie,” however, we’re granted not just context, but a storyline. And for me, that completely transforms the listening experience.

Endless Sorrow

Constructed so as to give the impression of a single, continuous song, “Marie” represents a waxxing and waning of misery as the album’s titular character struggles to reconcile with her declining mental health.

Some tracks are moody, laden with drums and despondent strings (“Pillows of Repression”) while others are light and airy, reminiscent of the soft sadness seen in “Self-Titled” (“Numb”).

The more prevalent use of drums also gives the album a distinct post-punk edge, as opposed to the darkwave vibes of earlier projects.

Photo by Patrick Tomasso on Unsplash

Reading through each song’s lyrics adds another layer of intrigue. For example, we learn in “Peer Pressure” that it was Marie’s romantic partner who served as her entrypoint into drug use.

Our first try ruined everything

We gave up on ourselves
We thought of nobody else
What we had in common
was the painful urge

“Peer Pressure” by Theatre’s Kiss

There’s simply so much to talk about with this album. To avoid writing a dissertation, I’ll finish with an assessment of my favorite track off the album: “Deceased Dreams.”

Alternating between jangly, ethereal energy and the utterly dour, “Deceased Dreams” represents the sudden crush of hard-hitting reality. But rather than deliver a barrage of punches, it presents an esoteric dance.

What I really love about this track is its sudden deluge into German — the first instance of its kind across the span of Theatre’s Kiss — and the perfectly sweet vocals of Fassse Lua to go along with it.

Final Thoughts

While I’m not sure “Marie” is my favorite project by Theatre’s Kiss, it’s certainly the most interesting.

The album’s development of a diegesis through lyricism and imagery is exciting in a way not many artists can deliver.

I find myself playing detective, piecing together bits of information to try and uncover the bigger picture. Perhaps that was Lua’s intention, or perhaps the true enigma of “Marie” comes from its personal roots.

Either way, I look forward to traversing more of this lyrical world.

-J

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Classic Album Review

Deodorant Gets All-Organic with Aluminum-Free EP

In an effort to become more of a musical elitist, I’ve started collecting cassettes.

Not just any cassettes, but obscure punk cassettes.

The most recent tape I got my hands on, “Aluminum-Free” by a band aptly named Deodorant, was release #4 of a collective known as Open Palm Tapes, a Chicago-based punk label and distro dedicated to “the sh–t that slaps.”

Open Palm Tapes has a cultivated image, with a strong DIY ethos evidenced by zine-style graphics and eggy illustrations. Deodorant — debuting with their 2018 LP “Smells Good” — is but one of many bands affiliated with the Open Palm.

Poster included with “Aluminum Free” EP cassette

Part of what attracted me to Deodorant — aside from the $3 price tag — was the eclectic artwork on the tape sleeve, which featured a collage of photographic images, illustrations and the beloved male leads from the 2019 film “The Lighthouse.”

A write-up by Ralph Rivera Jr. characterizes Deodorant thusly:

“…Deodorant: organic, time-tested, mother approved, Aluminum Free. Guaranteed to upwrench and unclench the stench of monotony from yer fetid pits, leaving only the Phunkiest of Pheromones behind.”

The “Phunk”

I wasn’t sure what to expect when I fed the tape into my cassette player, but the garage rock-infused freestyle rap of “Bunta Groovin’ / Boast Mk. II” certainly was not it.

It’s not uncommon for punk tracks to feature spoken word — Uranium Club, for instance, makes ample use of it — but Deodorant’s intentional rhyme scheme and old school flow was an unequivocal punk take on rap.

Laden with references to punk rock ethos (“smash the fash and them blue lives bastards now”) and subversions of opulence (“I’m slamming in some Gucci hand-me-downs”)

Cover for “Smells Good” by Deodorant

Conversely, track three (“Top”) followed the prototype of punk spoken word — rhyme and flow coming secondary to lyrical content, with instrumental backing serving as the figurative “spinal cord” — before devolving into genre-characteristic chaos.

The prior track, a viciously garagey guitar slant titled “King Samo,” kept up the EP’s frenetic energy.

Other tracks, like “Deodorant vs. Son of Baconator” and “Guitar Hero World Tour” smack of classic garage punk, ridden with distortion and maddening guitar riffs.

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Lebanon Hanover Weaves Dark Magic With “Abracadabra”

Coldwave duo Lebanon Hanover has just put out an absolutely frigid new single.

“Abracadabra” is a melange of genre-typical disaffection, gyrating sensuality and the occult. With Larissa Iceglass on vocals and minimalist synth and drum machine instrumentals, the track lumbers like an ice-cold corpse.

Iceglass sighs doleful, barely intelligible lyrics with the detatched affectation characteristic of the coldwave genre, the repeated word “abracadabra” wispered between hardly-parted lips.

Despite the song’s stripped-down quality, the lyrics are starkly carnal.

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel the magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel’s face

Lebanon Hanover, “Abracadabra”

For a band whose songs typically center around the romanticism of death and decomposition (“Kiss Me Until My Lips Come Off” and “Gallowdance” come to mind), “Abracadabra” is surprisingly restrained. The song’s theme is plain: a woman so alluring she leaves the speaker spellbound.

The complexity lies in the song’s trancelike beats and dark, moody atmosphere. A pulsing drum machine adds a borderline industrial quality reminiscent of old Depeche Mode tracks while vaporous synths create the auditory illusion of cool fog.

It’s an essential track for those at the goth club who like to sway their arms and gyrate.

-J

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Shadow of the Erd Tree’s Best OSTs

FromSoft has finally dropped the long-awaited DLC for Elden Ring. And in classic FromSoft fashion, they’ve casually imbued it with some of the most riveting OSTs of the century.

Quick disclaimer: I’m not a gamer. I’ve tried playing Elden Ring (at my younger brother’s behest) and was laughably horrible, dying immediately any time I encountered one of the hundreds of blood-hungry NPCs that roamed the map.

However, I do love good music, and Shadow of the Erdtree delivers. Here are the (in my expert opinion) best five tracks from the DLC.

“The Twin Moon Knight”

In terms of sheer emotional impact, “The Twin Moon Knight” is comparable to the iconic “Slave Knight Gael” from Dark Souls III.

Undoubtedly a far more complex composition, “The Twin Moon Knight” requires multiple rounds of listening for proper appreciation. Each time I replayed the track, I was struck by a new detail — a backdrop of plaintive vocals, a muted strain of ethereal strings, a subtle callback to Rennala’s theme, etc. — and the song’s tangle of sounds began to solidify into a frankly insane composition.

Where “Slave Knight Gael” is initially slow-moving, laboriously working up to its climax — much like Gael by the end of the game — “The Twin Moon Knight” is quick-to-strike and unrelenting from the first second, popping off immediately with woodwinds, percussion, vocals and heartwrenching strings.

It’s poetry. It’s opera. It’s devastating, and I can’t not go back for more.

By the end of the song, you’ve been utterly sliced to ribbons by ebullient arrangements of overlaid strings and stomped into the dust by a thudding percussive finale. It’s a song of many arcs, richly loaded with atmosphere and lore.

“Divine Beast Dancing Lion”

The Dancing Lion is one of the most grotesque creatures I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. Its corpse-green eyes and pearly white mouth of teeth, paired with its bruised and filthy human limbs, drive me absolutely crazy with revulsion.

It’s only the best kind of ironic that such a uniquely repulsive creature would possess one of the coolest OSTs in the franchise.

Composer Shoi Miyazawa expertly matches the OST’s sound to the beast’s whirling chaos, with susurations of stony male vocals and buzzing strings creating the illusion of churning air. When the Lion reaches its second phase, the atmosphere grows thunderous and the strings reach a frantic, lilting speed.

Arguably one of the most unique tracks from the DLC, “Divine Beast Dancing Lion” is frenetic and unforgettable.

“The Lord of Frenzied Flame”

While “The Twin Moon Knight” and “Divine Beast Dancing Lion” were exemplary for their complex, high-energy compositions, “The Lord of Frenzied Flame” is good because it’s plainly horrific.

From the first note, “The Lord of Frenzied Flame” drips foreboding. A percussive thud barely audible beneath a string and woodwind arrangement gives the impression of footfalls, of a horrible and formidable foe lurching ever-closer.

Also composed by Shoi Miyazawa, this track captures the fight’s — as stated by YouTube commenter TuomasH– “you have to kill this guy before he leaves the room and ends the world” kind of vibe.

Others compare the sound to the Bloodborne soundtrack — dark, dyspeptic and laden with unease. Pure drama from beginning to end.

“The Promised Consort”

This, according to my brother, is the single best track of the franchise. And I think he’s got a good argument going. To put it simply, the song is epic, the perfect backdrop for a long-awaited battle featuring legendary characters.

Twin swells — uproarious symphony for Radahn and delicate strings for Miquella — punctuate the track’s first phase before dissolving into something downright heavenly. Diegetically, the energy is intense, everything culminating in an unforgettable finale.

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Prison Affair and Snooper Join Forces with “Split”

Despite being separated by over 4 thousand miles, two iconic egg punk bands have produced a totally epic crossover.

“Split” is a collaboration between Barcelona’s Prison Affair and Nashville’s Snooper, and it sounds exactly like you’d expect.

Egg Punk’s Favorite Felons

Since the group’s emergence in 2019, Prison Affair has amassed an almost cult-like following. Frenetic basslines and intense synth trances give the band’s music that unique DEVO-esque “egginess.”

“Demo II” by Prison Affair

Prison Affair’s discography is rife with homoeroticism, entendre and crude humor — they’re named “Prison Affair” for a reason — and the band’s merch store boasts bizarre items such as action figures and adult intimacy products featuring “d–knose,” the band’s Kilroy-inspired mascot.

Having made my way through the band’s discography several times over, it’s clear that Prison Affair is, in a sense, a self-contained universe. There’s an artsy, tongue-in-cheek genius behind the band’s highly-concentrated aesthetic, and before their collaboration with Snooper, it hadn’t even crossed my mind that the band was actually a group of people rather than some kind of ironic abstraction.

Snooper

Dedicated to silliness, spontaneity and simply cutting loose every once in a while, Snooper is an eclectic quintet making massive waves in the egg punk scene.

“Super Snooper” by Snooper

Borne of the COVID-19 pandemic and vocalist Blair Tramel’s love of papier mache, the band pioneers a uniquely vibrant and lighthearted take on punk rock distortion with songs about cool bugs, spy school and wacky hijinks. The band’s iconic mascot, a giant papier mache bug crafted by Tramel, is especially charming. At Snooper shows, a volunteer dons the creature and runs frenzied around the crowd.

“I think we’re teaching these tough punk guys how to have fun again,” Tramel said in an interview with NME.

“When someone is rocking with the puppet at the show, and they’re in a studded leather jacket, I’m like, ‘How did this happen?’ There’s something really magical about that. I’ll look from onstage and I’m like, it’s working!’”

“Split”

The EP is featured in two parts, with three tracks uploaded under the Prison Affair name. These tracks are “Algo huele mal” (Something smells bad), “Apuñalamiento (pero entre colegas)” (Stabbing [but between colleagues]) and “Quiz​á​s” (Maybe).

The EP is a quick listen, with a runtime of just over five minutes. From beginning to end, “Split” is manic, with a rapid tempo and slurred, repetitive lyrics.

“Split 7″” by Snooper

My favorite track, “Apuñalamiento (pero entre colegas),” is a total earworm with its bouncing rhythm and funky beats.

Snooper’s half of the EP, “Split 7″,” is similarly untethered. While Prison Affair’s vocals are monotonous and grimy, Tramel’s high-octave voice is delightfully chipper and a stark contrast to the mounting distortion of tracks like “Company Car” and “On Line.”

While there are numerous stylistical differences between the two bands, “Split” retains sensory consistency throughout. The EP is fun all the way through, and leaves you wanting to scurry around like an insect.