Back in the day there used to be these memes called, “Just Girly Things,” and they would just state things that are considered “girly.”
^^^^^^^ Cringey, I know.
There are various memes out there that make fun of “Just Girly Things” that are very amusing to look at. One of my favorite themes are the ones regarding metal. Here are some ~~Just Metal Things~~ that all of us metalheads can relate to.
When the breakdown gets slower and heavier
Isn’t this the best feeling? When a song does this I automatically throw my hands up and punch the air. Kinda like this:
When the start a mosh is called
“ALRIGHT LEFT TO RIGHT, FRONT TO BACK. NO ONE STANDS STILL,” or “MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE,” or just a casual “2 STEP.”
When you want to get ready and look metal af but you don’t want to put makeup on
I go through this every single day.
When the two shades of black you’re wearing match
This is a miracle when this happens.
When the song has a good “blegh” or guttural
Okay, I know I said that when the breakdown gets slower and heavier is the best feeling, but a good “blegh” or guttural during a breakdown is nasty as hell.
Here are some of my favorite “Just Metal Meme”
Yep, that’s simply poetic! Love it!!